As you may or may not know, Easter is just around the corner. This morning I thought I’d try just a little reverse psychology and give you some reasons NOT to invite someone to one of our Easter Services on April 20th at 9:00 and 11:00.

  1. You think they’ll really enjoy the Hymns. (1st, 2nd and 4th verses only please!)
  2. They lied to you about their age and you think they need to go to confessional.
  3. You caught them watching Justin Bieber music videos.
  4. You don’t agree with their political views and you need the pastor to set them straight.
  5. They have a lot of money and your church needs their financial assistance.
  6. You did something to offend them and this is your way of apologizing.
  7. You didn’t know what else to say when you bumped into the guy in the men’s room and thought inviting them to Easter was better than the long, awkward pause.
  8. They have too many cats.
  9. They just got another cat.
  10. You’d rather see them posting religious memes on Facebook than more pictures of their cats.

Maybe you should just invite them…